Sunday, June 14, 2009
The Detroit Camelot
This stylish Detroit castle/house is the best deal in town. Spacious interior, five bedrooms if you put up dividers in the hollow shell residing within the healthy exterior. Solid cardboard walls that seem to be hastily thrown together in a last minute attempt to sell a house. A single note sitting in the bare interior asking the nation why they have forsaken Detroit. Why they have forsaken Michigan. And a roomy garage to fit all the cars that used to be made here.
Selling for: Validation of our existence as a crumbling city or $150.